Teleology

Wine nihilists (there are probably more of you than there are of us), go ahead and skip this newsletter. But please visit Cloverleaf anyway. We want to hear from you. If you’re thirsty for something other than water I think we can save you some money.
Remember this: every single sun-ripened grape ever grown, no matter what variety or where it is planted, is perfect. 100 points. Every wine made from these sun-ripened grapes is perfect. 100 points.
So why are there so many imperfect wines for sale? The answer is simple: because they are mishandled. Even the lowliest of vineyards planted with the least distinguished grape varieties are capable of producing perfect wine. The problem lies in preserving it.
Yes, even poor old Central Valley Thompson Seedless grapes can make the most gorgeous, delicious and nutritious wine imaginable, the kind of wine that makes people sing forth the praises of everything good, the kind of wine you imagine drinking in a rowboat on a shaded river laughing out loud at your good fortune with your mate by your side (and a picnic basket with some nice sandwiches in it).
It’s just that these Central Valley Thompson Seedless grapes don’t have the acids and mineral structure to make a wine that stays fresh for more than a few weeks. You’d have to drink it practically straight from the vat, while it was still fizzy and yeasty. So preservative efforts are used to make Thompson Seedless stable (sterile filtration, sugar, acidification, tannisol, etc.) and these tend to suppress and obscure the fragile, exquisite fruit character that is the hallmark of perfect wine. Some wines need more “help” than others.
(In reality most Central Valley grapes are mechanically harvested and therefore are a mixture of some perfectly ripe grapes, many unripe grapes and maybe even a few rotten grapes. These problems can be fixed with chemistry too!)

poorly lit, perfect citrus
Good winemaking is nothing more than an effort to preserve grapes. Purists believe keeping vine yields reasonably low is the best way to achieve stable perfection. This concentrates the juice and makes it last longer, maybe even long enough to remain perfect after it is bottled and shipped to points of sale all over the world. Unfortunately, many wine pundits mistakenly jump to the conclusion that concentration is the equivalent of perfection. It is not.
Fresh, fizzy Vinho Verde from Portugal is typically very nearly perfect -- especially with market fresh fish -- and it is one of the least concentrated grape wines made.
Good vineyard selection is another way to grow perfect grapes that have the special quality of producing naturally stable wine that tastes fresh for very long periods of time. Low yields from good vineyards almost guarantee a wine will be perfect and reasonably stable. That’s not to say that such wines can’t still be mishandled and ruined in some way.
This week Cloverleaf invites you to buy a handful of limited, perfect wines. None of them experienced any degree of mishandling and as you might expect, each one scored 100 points in our entirely impartial tasting trials. I will do my best to describe them, but please realize that I am unable to capture in words the utter perfection of these divine, natural items.

2005 Les Hérétiques, Oupia
<$10
While this may be more concentrated than the familiar 2004 version – a final cause of deeply rooted Carignan vines in a balmy, dry Languedoc 2005 September – it is still a good example of perfect wine that is not immensely concentrated. In fact, you may want to make sure that it is the first drink of the day. Otherwise your palate may be too saturated to accept its fresh, bright signature flavors. On one recent afternoon, several card-carrying steakhouse hedonists mistook it for a $35 item. One smell calls to mind an image of crushed blackberries by the bucketful, doused with grape seed oil and garnished with a sprig of lovage. On the palate it offers tangy, oily black fruit essences driven by stony, herbal tannins and acids. The finish is bright and sappy, revealing unadulterated happy vine energy. Thank you vines! It was hand harvested and naturally fermented. It was shipped to Detroit from France in April and has been stored properly at every point from the winery to our store. This is what carafe wines taste like in the wilds of southern France. The fact that it may taste better there, to some people, is proof of our limited powers of imagination. 100 points.

2005 Muscadet, Domaine de la Pepiere
<$13
This wine is actually fairly concentrated in terms of mineral weight. The fruit is as much reminiscent of white grapes as it is of green apples. Some people are shocked when they first encounter it – with its raw and naked fruit flavors, a little bit salty, viscous in spite of its chalky, structured edges. Any of these aspects can be overwhelming, especially to a palate accustomed to the kind of un-fresh, lobotomized whites made to fill the industrial white wine brand pipeline. People who travel a lot on business know what I mean. (I am occasionally faced with no other choice myself and I’ve found it amazing what a little sparkling water can do to a lifeless Pinot Grigio). Don’t get me wrong. We need lifeless Pinot Grigio, if for no other reason than it makes such a thrilling contrast with this pure sun-given nectar. Vivid, hand-harvested, naturally fermented Muscadet gives Pinot Grigio engineers something to aim for. 100 points.

2005 Pinot Noir, Touraine, Thierry Puzelat
<$26
Usually obscure newsletter selections that cost over $20 don’t sell terribly quickly. I suppose I enjoy taunting the public with these rare, perfect items that can’t be replaced. Truth or dare? Why not both? Did you ever wonder what finished Pinot Noir tasted like straight from the vat? Unencumbered with oak and minimally sulfited? It tasted like orange peels and cinnamon and oozing red berry sugar, vengefully smooth. It doesn’t taste like brand name Pinot Noir. It goes better with Peking Duck. It goes better with salami on buttered crusty bread. It causes wine drinkers to behave irresponsibly. Less than a few hundred cases were made, and less than 50 were imported. 100 points.

2005 Bourgogne, Domaine Catherine & Claude Marechal
<$29
David Schildknecht in The Wine Advocate rated this wine 88 points. Mr. Schildknecht may be using the nihilistic version of the 100 point scale, where all wines start from zero and are graded up based on how much concentration they have and how durable they seem. By that scale it may have been 88 points on the day he tried it, but the fact is that this wine is clearly 100 points (because it is), "a petit vin", a simple wine of charm and inconsequence. This Burgundy is different from all the others mentioned above. It ages well. Wines like this that age well always go through an intermediary stage where the freshness and perfect sweetness of fruit is hidden by what may be called “structure” – that natural combination of tannin, acid and mineral extract that make a wine durable. It’s like an inverted bell curve. When this red wine first finished fermenting it tasted sweet and glorious, like fruit cocktail. Once it was stabilized in oxidative oak barrels, the austere preservative structure of the skin tannins and fruit acids moved into a phase where they tasted predominant. Some people like this phase, and it can work perfectly with the right food (i.e. potatoes baked in cream and cheese or roast chicken stuffed with herbs and mushrooms). But as miracles never cease, this terroir and grape variety provide for another phase, a point sometime in the future where the muscle and power of the vine begins to loosen its grip on the fruit (the fruit is its reason for being, its final cause). At that point it will seem there are many wilting, delicate transparent layers of fresh fruit and sweet spice in a three dimensional space that is either ornate or sublime depending on the vintage and the vineyard. When will that point arrive? Sometime after we sell our last bottle, probably in a few years. Jayson C. said so too.

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